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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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First off, I’m cruising down Strada 1 Decembrie, thinking about my coffee fix. I mean, who can function without caffeine? Not me! I stop at that little café on the corner. You know the one? The one with the weirdly cute barista? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, a double espresso, and the dude messes it up. Like, how do you mess up an espresso? I’m standing there, fuming, while he’s trying to explain how he “accidentally” added sugar. Sugar?! In espresso?! I almost lost it.

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